When you get Sarkozy and Medvedev in the the same room, someone is going to flash someone.
The President welcomes the Prime Minister from Invisibonia.
Don’t bother trying to find it on a map.
“What do we want to go with: Cheers or The Cosby Show? It’s one of the two. We really need this pink wedge.”
Yet again, Rahm had left a dirty limerick on the podium. Complete with drawings.
(I miss White House Rahm.)
“Joe, you didn’t throw in enough.”
“I only ordered a reuben and a coke.”
“But you ate half my chili fries and you also got dessert. At this point, we’re only giving a 3% tip.”
“Oh, that seems okay.”
“Joe, sometimes you can be a jerk.”