November 7, 2012
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November 6, 2012
When you get Sarkozy and Medvedev in the the same room, someone is going to flash someone.

When you get Sarkozy and Medvedev in the the same room, someone is going to flash someone.

November 6, 2012
The President welcomes the Prime Minister from Invisibonia.
Don’t bother trying to find it on a map.

The President welcomes the Prime Minister from Invisibonia.

Don’t bother trying to find it on a map.

November 6, 2012
“What do we want to go with: Cheers or The Cosby Show? It’s one of the two. We really need this pink wedge.”

“What do we want to go with: Cheers or The Cosby Show? It’s one of the two. We really need this pink wedge.”

November 6, 2012
Yet again, Rahm had left a dirty limerick on the podium. Complete with drawings.

(I miss White House Rahm.)

Yet again, Rahm had left a dirty limerick on the podium. Complete with drawings.

(I miss White House Rahm.)

November 6, 2012
“First, can we all agree it is never pronounced ‘nucular’?”

“First, can we all agree it is never pronounced ‘nucular’?”

November 6, 2012
“Joe, you didn’t throw in enough.”
“I only ordered a reuben and a coke.”
“But you ate half my chili fries and you also got dessert.  At this point, we’re only giving a 3% tip.”
“Oh, that seems okay.”
“Joe, sometimes you can be a jerk.”

“Joe, you didn’t throw in enough.”

“I only ordered a reuben and a coke.”

“But you ate half my chili fries and you also got dessert.  At this point, we’re only giving a 3% tip.”

“Oh, that seems okay.”

“Joe, sometimes you can be a jerk.”

November 6, 2012
“I’ve gathered you all here because I now know who the murderer is.  And they are in this room.”

“I’ve gathered you all here because I now know who the murderer is.  And they are in this room.”

November 6, 2012
“Mr. President, would it be awkward if I kissed you? In a bromance way?”
“Yes, Joe. Yes, it would.”

“Mr. President, would it be awkward if I kissed you? In a bromance way?”

“Yes, Joe. Yes, it would.”

November 6, 2012
“No. I can’t go into the Oval Office right now.  Believe or not, six ferrets, two monkeys, and Ryan Renolds are fighting over a packet of Skittles in there.  Yeah, it’s been a really weird day.”

“No. I can’t go into the Oval Office right now.  Believe or not, six ferrets, two monkeys, and Ryan Renolds are fighting over a packet of Skittles in there.  Yeah, it’s been a really weird day.”