“Okay, Barack. But can I make jokes about my putter and balls?”

“I’d rather you didn’t, Bill.”

“Ball dimples?”

“No.”

“Ball washing? Or how about ball sack?”

“That isn’t even a golf term! Look, it’s a rough time right now. Let’s just play.”

“Sure. Whatever. But you need to lighten up. OH! How about my nine wood?”

“Please, no.”