“Barry, my eyes. Look at my eyes.”
WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 21: President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama return to the White House after a trip to New York City for the United Nations General Assembly September 21, 2011 in Washington DC. (via Photo from Getty Images)
President Barack Obama at an event in Wisconsin. (x)
seriously he’s such an awesome president.
(via whateveramoonhasmeant)
“Okay. We’ve all been wished into the cornfield. Which of you pissed off Anthony?”
When you’re Maya Angelou, necking with the President is no big thing.
When asked whether he has been “placing calls” on Emanuel’s behalf, Obama said he didn’t have to.
“I don’t have to make calls for Rahm Emanuel. He’s been doing just fine on his own,” Obama said. He also joked about the city’s recent spate of snowy weather. “And, you know, he’s been very busy shoveling snow out there…I’ve been very impressed with that. I never saw him shoveling around here.”
Brobama misses Bromanuel so much oh how he wishes he would come back and shovel snow with him.
(via commander-pop-n-fresh)
“I am so curious to see all of your reports on the California Leaf-nosed or the Mexican-Free-tailed or perhaps the Western Mastiff.”
“Actually, Mr. President, SWBAT stands for ‘Student Will Be Able To.’”
“Oh… nothing about bats of the south west. Bummer. Bats are cool.”
Can you guess which of student did the “write ‘I LOVE YOU’ on her eyelids” trick from Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Not only does the President keep his eyes on the pins… he refuses to even blink.
He’s still trying to find time to get back to the Magic Kingdom for an updated set of ears.
