“I don’t know if I should address you as Sharon, Boomer, Athena or just Eight.”
“Grace also works.”
“Okay. Just don’t shoot me.”
“I don’t know if I should address you as Sharon, Boomer, Athena or just Eight.”
“Grace also works.”
“Okay. Just don’t shoot me.”
“Barry, my eyes. Look at my eyes.”
WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 21: President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama return to the White House after a trip to New York City for the United Nations General Assembly September 21, 2011 in Washington DC. (via Photo from Getty Images)
“I don’t care what day it is, guys. There is no way I can let you smoke up in the Oval Office.”
“Lincoln Bedroom?”
“No.”
“Fine. We’ll do it in the Rose Garden.”
“Still not okay!”
“I’m just saying, I keep finding Legos. In the couches. Under the desk. Behind bookcases. It’s weird.”
“That would be my little George. Count yourself lucky. When I was here, I found jelly beans in everything!”
The President is confused by the relevance of Director of National Intelligence James Clapper’s drawing of a kitten surfing on a narwhal.
aatombomb: Photo essay of Obama waving grudgingly.
The President stopped at the stop of the stairs, seemingly caught in a reflective moment.
Truth was he was picturing himself as Neo in The Matrix.