“My most important question is can I keep the glasses? I look like I play basketball!”
“Mr. President, just come this way. I’m here to protect you.”
“Joe, what—”
“Shhhh. I’m not Joe today. I’m Derrick Sledge, Secret Service Agent.”
“Sigh.”
“Here’s why I was late. You said to meet you in the red room. And I couldn’t tell if you meant ‘red’ or ‘read.’”